Welcome Sisters and Brothers of the Road...
That’s me, MonkFishHat to the left behind the hair in the Dakota wind. I’m a recording artist, concert pianist, public intellectual and numbskull, I’m like, really old. I like to think you wouldn’t guess it…especially if you listen to this, or saw me like this.
But bein’ old jus’ means I likely got the mostest and bestest stories to sing. Here’s a resume of silly fun stuff.
My Path has traversed the public high schools of the Bronx when Crack was a thing, the talking head news media TV studios…when Crack was a thing, to becoming a sworn member of the Bar of the Supreme Court of the United States, where…they must be smokin’ Crack.
I’ve since moved my law practice to Purgatory…I only do Appeals.
Here’s a portfolio about my songs, with links to the available ones. My band are seasoned musical assassins. The rhythm section is a highway size steam roller, the guitarist is positively fugitive and the keys are operated by sorcerers.
My business card says “badass rock n’ rolla.” That’s for giggles…but I’m dead serious. WTF? Yep. It’d be fun if you check out some of my tunes, and if you don’t think I am what I am…then please tell me so I can just quit and go home early and unwounded.
Welcome Sisters and Brothers of the Road...
What’s my story?
Well, halfway along the road…I got really pissed with what I’m seeing…and hearing…From all of us. What along that road have I seen? In 61 years I have taught High School Honors History…from the Ghettos of New York to the most affluent communities in the United States. (The kids are all the same, BTW - just different colors and accents.) I remain a Member of th Bar of the Supreme Court of the United States of America, and I have represented people in multi-million dollar cases. (I never took a verdict I didn’t want.) As an abandoned single parent I raised three children and cared for a literally demented 90-year-old.
I’ve since moved my law practice to Purgatory…I only do Appeals.
My first Carnegie Hall gig…I was, like 7. Classically trained concert pianist..autodidactic rock n’ roller. I’ve been writing all sorts of stuff since the 1960s. Never….not in half a century could I find musicians “good enough” to make the effort of recording rock n’ roll worthwhile. So my art stayed hidden from public view for decades.
Well, halfway along the road…I got really pissed with what I’m seeing…and hearing…From all of us. What along that road have I seen? In 61 years I have taught High School Honors History…from the Ghettos of New York to the most affluent communities in the United States. (The kids are all the same, BTW - just different colors and accents.)
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I remain a Member of th Bar of the Supreme Court of the United States of America, and I have represented people in multi-million dollar cases. (I never took a verdict I didn’t want.) As an abandoned single parent I raised three children and cared for a literally demented 90-year-old.
I’ve since moved my law practice to Purgatory…I only do Appeals.
* Disclaimer: I decline herein to represent you, and nothing shall be construed to imply that I will…but I can. I will tell you, free of charge…NEVER refuse a breathalyzer. No matter what condition you’re in, declining said breathalyzer will only increase your legal troubles…not to mention your moral troubles for driving impaired amongst us….